That girl, of course, is Ariana Grande, former Nickelodeon child actress, and current reigning queen of Mariah Carey-style promiscuous and high-pitched pop anthems.
What did we ever do without social media? Look a little closer and we see some dark roots.
It just seems like it would be a pain to put on, for a concealment factor that is quite minimal.
Her pics are truly epic and are worth enjoying.
Lindsay Lohan appeared in a similar sheer ensemble a year or two before her infamous downfall, and the results are just as mind boggling.
The weird thing is this is the Kids Choice Awards red carpet.