Wouldn't your nostrils get stuck, like a kid licking a light post in winter?.
But according to the publishing source, McGinniss quotes a friend of Todd's as saying Sarah's husband was embarrassed by the affair, which occurred around 1996 and lasted as long as six months.
There is clearly no love lost between the Palin and Johnston clans, and if Mercede's anecdotes are to be believed, the Palin family is far from picture-perfect.
McGinniss quotes friends as saying that when Todd wasn't there, busy Sarah would let the kids fend for themselves, and writes that daughters Bristol and Willow's meals often consisted of 'burnt' pots of Kraft mac and cheese made on the stove.
But not for the reasons the Enquirer gives.
As libertarian feminist who is not a fan in 2003, Bruce insisted that her beliefs had not shifted—and indeed she did continue calling herself a Democrat well into the aughts.