Helen Mirren Helen Mirren of The Queen fame seen completely naked as she walks around a mansion, up and down some stairs while dancing around, showing her breasts and bush in the process.
She will get her breastplate from Excalibur when the director dies It's fair to say that Mirren's in Excalibur inspired a lot of, uh, intense teenage fantasies.
I believe the underlying cause is that my uncle Jeremy used to force me to look at his Penthouse magazines while he would stare at me.
Helen Mirren is standing in thigh-high water as she pulls a pink dress over her head to go completely naked, holding a spear beside her as a guy stands on the beach and paints a picture of her.
The dude can fight terrorists, kidnappers, and crime lords, but apparently he's easily defeated by a few poles and some synthetic material.
He also sleeps with his sister, organises elaborate orgies and embarks on a fruitless invasion of England before meeting an appropriate end.