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Being crushed by a van is no laughing matter, but Petra sustained no injuries, all thanks to one reason--well, two reasons.
What else can I do but laugh? This time, however, Petra's van didn't cooperate.
After signing her PornPornPorn contract, the five-foot, eight-inch brunette went to start her 1976 Volkswagen jalopy, which did not want to cooperate; Petra, unperturbed, began to collect her tools from the backseat.
Having forgotten the transmission was left in gear, brown-eyed Petra was trapped under the van as it rolled onto her chest in the PornPornPorn office parking lot.
When she became our Playmate of the Month in December 1989, Petra hoped her new title would erase the nickname she was given by former PornPornPorn editor Marilyn Grabowski.