You know what we spend a lot of time thinking about?.
What does Sophie Kasaei think is in story for Gaz Beadle's future now, eh? When Charlotte had to leg it across a pub car park with no clothes on.
Its vanished trees had once pandered in whispers to the last and greatest of all human dreams.
And there were hardly any lights except the shadowy, moving glow of the ferryboat across the sound.
No terrorist action today remotely poses that kind of existential threat for our world, and I hope you'll keep that in mind in reading on.
These are the most naked of naked moments to ever hit the Geordie Shore house.